| Stranger: | hmm, strange place indeed
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| You: | It is
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| Stranger: | just look at the ceiling...
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| Stranger: | oh my god it's dripping some substance
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| Stranger: | what IS that?
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| You: | WOW
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| You: | it is glowing...
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| Stranger: | now that you mention it, it is!
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| You: | spooky
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| Stranger: | but what could it be?
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| Stranger: | spooky? that's an adjective, not a noun!
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| Stranger: | or is it a new substance called Spooky?
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| You: | It is, haven't you heard?
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| Stranger: | Ah ha! now I remember, this stuff is used to_________
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| You: | turn turtles into mutants
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| Stranger: | Egad! just look at those turtles over there!
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| You: | They seem to be teenage and ninja!
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| Stranger: | those are no ordinary turtles, they somehow have been taught the art of___________ by a ____________ for some reason!
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| You: | cooking
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| You: | iPhone app
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| Stranger: | and they're completely technologically savvy!
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| You: | it is marvelous
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| Stranger: | I must document this
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| Stranger: | what is it they're cooking?
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| Stranger: | my sense of smell has been abused by decades of cocain
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| You: | they are cooking puttanesca sauce
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| Stranger: | But for what dish? this is truly perplexing.
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| Stranger: | and Why are they doing it?
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| Stranger: | mutants don't need food for sustenance
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| Stranger: | so it has to be for some other, more sinister cause
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| You: | that is nonsense, of course they need food
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| Stranger: | nonsense, all they eat is pizza, which is degrading peasants fare
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| Stranger: | hardly considered "food"
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| You: | It is tasty
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| Stranger: | *peasant's
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| Stranger: | nonetheless, why are they doing it?
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| You: | Because they can
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| Stranger: | well, mystery solved
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| Stranger: | The End
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| You: | Credits roll
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| Stranger: | job well done
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| Stranger: | a nice impromptu story |
