Writer, web designer and overall producer of wonders Santiago Méndez shares his lack of wisdom to the english-speaking world and talks of himself in the third person.
His website is here.
Omegle #1: Substance
| Stranger: | hmm, strange place indeed |
| You: | It is |
| Stranger: | just look at the ceiling... |
| Stranger: | oh my god it's dripping some substance |
| Stranger: | what IS that? |
| You: | WOW |
| You: | it is glowing... |
| Stranger: | now that you mention it, it is! |
| You: | spooky |
| Stranger: | but what could it be? |
| Stranger: | spooky? that's an adjective, not a noun! |
| Stranger: | or is it a new substance called Spooky? |
| You: | It is, haven't you heard? |
| Stranger: | Ah ha! now I remember, this stuff is used to_________ |
| You: | turn turtles into mutants |
| Stranger: | Egad! just look at those turtles over there! |
| You: | They seem to be teenage and ninja! |
| Stranger: | those are no ordinary turtles, they somehow have been taught the art of___________ by a ____________ for some reason! |
| You: | cooking |
| You: | iPhone app |
| Stranger: | and they're completely technologically savvy! |
| You: | it is marvelous |
| Stranger: | I must document this |
| Stranger: | what is it they're cooking? |
| Stranger: | my sense of smell has been abused by decades of cocain |
| You: | they are cooking puttanesca sauce |
| Stranger: | But for what dish? this is truly perplexing. |
| Stranger: | and Why are they doing it? |
| Stranger: | mutants don't need food for sustenance |
| Stranger: | so it has to be for some other, more sinister cause |
| You: | that is nonsense, of course they need food |
| Stranger: | nonsense, all they eat is pizza, which is degrading peasants fare |
| Stranger: | hardly considered "food" |
| You: | It is tasty |
| Stranger: | *peasant's |
| Stranger: | nonetheless, why are they doing it? |
| You: | Because they can |
| Stranger: | well, mystery solved |
| Stranger: | The End |
| You: | Credits roll |
| Stranger: | job well done |
| Stranger: | a nice impromptu story |
2 years ago
24 Hour Comic
I’m making a 24 page comic in 24 hours. Watch live as I loose my mind and start talking to imaginary people.
3 years ago
I thought I didn’t have enough distractions already, so I started this silly Mario webcomic strip called Simple Mario. NOTE: It might be a short-lived project.
3 years ago
I had this blog abandoned. But I will be posting some things I’ve come across that I really like.
This one is a new song by Portishead. Such an excellent band.
3 years ago
…advertising is the price companies pay for being un-original.
