Writer, web designer and overall producer of wonders Santiago Méndez shares his lack of wisdom to the english-speaking world and talks of himself in the third person. His website is here.

Omegle #1: Substance

Stranger:hmm, strange place indeed
You:It is
Stranger:just look at the ceiling...
Stranger:oh my god it's dripping some substance
Stranger:what IS that?
You:WOW
You:it is glowing...
Stranger:now that you mention it, it is!
You:spooky
Stranger:but what could it be?
Stranger:spooky? that's an adjective, not a noun!
Stranger:or is it a new substance called Spooky?
You:It is, haven't you heard?
Stranger:Ah ha! now I remember, this stuff is used to_________
You:turn turtles into mutants
Stranger:Egad! just look at those turtles over there!
You:They seem to be teenage and ninja!
Stranger:those are no ordinary turtles, they somehow have been taught the art of___________ by a ____________ for some reason!
You:cooking
You:iPhone app
Stranger:and they're completely technologically savvy!
You:it is marvelous
Stranger:I must document this
Stranger:what is it they're cooking?
Stranger:my sense of smell has been abused by decades of cocain
You:they are cooking puttanesca sauce
Stranger:But for what dish? this is truly perplexing.
Stranger:and Why are they doing it?
Stranger:mutants don't need food for sustenance
Stranger:so it has to be for some other, more sinister cause
You:that is nonsense, of course they need food
Stranger:nonsense, all they eat is pizza, which is degrading peasants fare
Stranger:hardly considered "food"
You:It is tasty
Stranger:*peasant's
Stranger:nonetheless, why are they doing it?
You:Because they can
Stranger:well, mystery solved
Stranger:The End
You:Credits roll
Stranger:job well done
Stranger:a nice impromptu story
Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

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24 Hour Comic

I’m making a 24 page comic in 24 hours. Watch live as I loose my mind and start talking to imaginary people.

I thought I didn’t have enough distractions already, so I started this silly Mario webcomic strip called Simple Mario. NOTE: It might be a short-lived project.

I thought I didn’t have enough distractions already, so I started this silly Mario webcomic strip called Simple Mario. NOTE: It might be a short-lived project.

I had this blog abandoned. But I will be posting some things I’ve come across that I really like.
This one is a new song by Portishead. Such an excellent band.

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